Sis 1 here...
Creepy neighbor thinks he is in love with me. He just found out that Jackass is gone, so he started talking to me the other night. He's a nice man, but just not what I want. But, since he is a neighbor, I try to be nice. He wanted to hang out with me all night--said we could start out as friends. REALLY?! Ewwwwwwwww!!!!! My son had to make up an excuse to get me away for awhile. Then, when I went back outside, I was on the phone with Top. We were on the phone for an hour and creepy stalker guy came back three times . . . he wanted me to give him my number. Um . . . NO!
Then, yesterday, I went for an early morning walk and took my dog with me. As we walked out the gate, the dog started barking and I was shushing her because it was so early and I didn't want to disturb anyone. All of a sudden, creepy stalker guy rushes up to me to say hi. To be fair, he was not stalking; he was waiting for his ride for work. However, it was still dark, he's blacker than black, and he was standing in the shadows, and he bumrushed me. REALLY!? I just had to keep moving. I know he was talking to me as I walked away, but I had headphones in so I could ignore him. And you know he was looking at my ass when I walked away too. I feel so dirty. LOL!
Anyway, moral of the story . . . don't be so damn nice. LOL!
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .