Friends With Benefits?

Sis 2 here ... 

Recently I reconnected with an old boyfriend ... the man that I thought I would marry, the man I have loved deep in my heart ever since the asshole left me when I thought I was prego and that cheated on me during our relationship (oh that could be a whole other rant) and I was so excited to reconnected. 

One big problem -- he is now married. 

Being the mature person I am, we talk and I make sure to keep it light and friendly -- I am not gonna ruin his marriage. Yes we got flirty and talked a lot about what could have been but I would always try to pull us back on track. 

One day a couple of months ago he wants to know if he can ask me a question and says my answer won't change anything ... now we all know that is a big ass lie but I agree. That motherfucker asks me to be "friends with benefits" ... his side bitch, his sleaze ... essentially because he wants that relationship but is too lazy and doesn't want to leave his wife. 

Oh hell no motherfucker ... this sassy sister ain't some side bitch. I am not the weak girl I was 20 years ago - the desperate little twat that took you back time and time again. Oh hell no!

Funny my answer did change things - went from hearing from him daily to crickets chirping in silence. Obviously in this case people don't change and once a sleazy motherfucker, always a sleazy motherfucker. 

This sassy sister ain't stupid ... until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic 

WTF? Seriously??

Sis 2 here -- 

Just a quickie blog ... hell a quickie is more than I get anyway but I digress ... to vent. 

I was talking with the STBX (soon to be ex) this morning about his new house and the bitchy teenage daughter -- he said "she won't like it because I am not getting cable. I want to get off the couch more and if it is there I will watch it." My response was "I am aware of that" but what I really wanted to say was "No fucking shit? You've been sitting on the fucking couch for years here while I did stuff around the house, dealt with the kids, took up running and working out and whenever I asked you to do something you didn't want to -- watching fucking Planet of Apes was more important." 

I think I should get a gold star or something for my restraint ...

Until the next time, keep it sassy and sarcastic 

Shameless Promotion

Sis 1 here . . .

Just a quickie . . . my new friend and blogging buddy, Menopausal Mother, has a new book coming out soon.  I'm shamelessly plugging it, because (1) I know it will be fantastically funny and (2) someday I may write a book and I'll want to do the same.  LOL!

So, go to her website to get the details here.

Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .

Oh Happy Day

Sis 1 here . . .

Today was just lovely so I wanted to share the mood.  I didn't have to go to the office until after a client meeting, so I got to do my walk early in the morning.  The weather cooperated . . . it was cool, but not cold; the sun was shining, but it wasn't beating down.  Then I drove to the BEACH for my meeting. Well, I didn't actually go to the beach, but the office was right there.  Now, I'm not a beach person--I hate sand--but I love to look out at the water.  After a short, but sweet client meeting, I stopped at the cupcake shop that was next door.  I was getting a cupcake for a co-worker who just got a promotion.  Of course, I got myself one too.  It was a "Guiness Stout Chocolate Cupcake with Baileys Irish Crème Frosting (contains alcohol)."  Damn!  It was yummy!

When I got to work, it was peaceful . . . no drama . . . and I got a lot done.  It just seemed to be a no pressure day.

So, I had a great day.  Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .

Karma Baby

Sis 1 here . . .

Karma is a bitch and a very good friend of mine.  I've talked about what an ass ESD is and how he stole money from me.  His justification was that I would make that money back by April, whereas he didn't know where he would be come April without that money.

Well,  I got two pieces of news today... (1) he's broke and (2) I got a raise today.  To top it off, the raise brought me to a goalpoint in my life.

So,  life is good.  Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic. . . .

Spring Is Coming

Sis 1 here. . .

I know my sis doesn't believe this, but Spring is coming.  I walked out of the house this morning and that feeling and smell was present.   The feeling is that of a warmer undercurrent in the cool air.  The smell is that of freshness.  That's the only way to describe it.  Plus the time changes this weekend.

So those of you in the cold and snow... This means you,  Sis. . . Hang in there.  Spring is coming.

Until next time,  keep it #sassyandsarcastic. . . .

Hanging on by a thread

Sis 2 here ... 

Recently everything seems to be overwhelming me and I mean EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. I feel pulled a thousand different directions and everyone is dancing on my very last nerve. I am sure it is a compilation of work stress, home stress and being cooped up because of the hateful ass winter we are having but I truly feel like I am hanging on by a thread with no release in sight. 

Do you ever have one of these days/weeks/months? Share and let's vent together! 

Until then, hoping my thread doesn't snap while I am keeping it #sassyandsarcastic.