Sis 1 here...
Once again we are behind on our blog, but just want to say... Life is good. Details tomorrow after certain deeds are done.
Until then... Keep it #sassyandsarcastic....
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Girls just wanna have FUN
Sis 2 here - Sis 1 and I are having LOTS of fun in NOLA. And of course keeping it #sassyandsarcastic #sistercasm
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Oh shit
Sis 2 here - forgot that I had linked FB to messenger on computer and darling teen saw a message she shouldn't have seen
Friday, March 8, 2013
Want Some Cheese with that Whine?
Sis 1 here . . .
Ever have one of those days where you just want to reach through the computer and bitch slap a whiny little shit? This morning is just that. I have a friend that is just bitching and moaning about his life and how fucked up it is, how his job sucks and he hates it, but every suggestion offered is met with more whining and complaining. He says he doesn't have time to look for a new job for various reasons, yet . . . there he is on Facebook just bitching and whining. Did I mention how much he is bitching and whining? If you have time for Facebook, you have time to job hunt . . . I'm just saying. In the meantime, here's some cheese to go with that whine.
In other news, Sis 2 and I leave on Monday for New Orleans for a whole week. Hopefully, we can provide you with some drunken, hilarious blogging. Woo hoo!
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
Ever have one of those days where you just want to reach through the computer and bitch slap a whiny little shit? This morning is just that. I have a friend that is just bitching and moaning about his life and how fucked up it is, how his job sucks and he hates it, but every suggestion offered is met with more whining and complaining. He says he doesn't have time to look for a new job for various reasons, yet . . . there he is on Facebook just bitching and whining. Did I mention how much he is bitching and whining? If you have time for Facebook, you have time to job hunt . . . I'm just saying. In the meantime, here's some cheese to go with that whine.
In other news, Sis 2 and I leave on Monday for New Orleans for a whole week. Hopefully, we can provide you with some drunken, hilarious blogging. Woo hoo!
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
Monday, March 4, 2013
Las Vegas
Sis 1 here...
Went to Vegas for the weekend. Celebrated my Sistah's 50th (not Sis 2). Had a blast! Looking forward to NOLA next week with Sis 2!
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic....
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Awards-R-Us?
Sis 1 here . . .
We won another award. The Lovely Ellen at Bad Word Mama! is our biggest fan, and we love her for it.
We're supposed to answer questions that Ellen made up for us, then nominate 11 other bloggers who have fewer than 200 followers and make up questions for them to answer.
Here are the questions Ellen chose for us:
1. How do you feel about PDA (Public Display of Affection)?
Love it and hate it. Love to see the handholding and the man's touch on the woman's lower back to protect her, and even the occasional kissing. Hate major groping, tongues down throat, and basically dry humping. Having said that . . . give me the right guy and I'll do all that and more.
2. Have you ever dumped someone on a holiday?
Um . . . no. . . not until the day after. Duh! Presents y'all. (Yes--I'm an evil bitch!)
3. Have you ever locked yourself in another room to eat a snack you didn't want share with your kids?
Every day. I hide them in my room too.
4. Do you know what a Shart is? Have you ever done it?
Yes. Yes. And ewwwww!
5. Do you embarrass easily?
No, but being Irish/German, I do turn pink at the most inappropriate times.
6. Do you laugh when someone falls down?
Of course, that shit is funny. And then I help them. I'm not totally evil.
7. If you could change something about yourself what would it be?
Already did. Got rid of the Dickhead in my life.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Madonna said it keeps you from getting athlete's foot. I've never had athlete's foot.
9. Have you ever read someone's text messages on their phone without them knowing?
Duh . . . re-read my answer to #7. Bwahahahah!
10. What is your guilty pleasure?
Getting a large mashed potatoes and gravy and large red beans and rice at Popeye's and eating all of it while vegging out all day. (And still wanting more when I'm done.)
11. Do you hate answering these stupid ass questions?
No--it's fun.
Okay, here's our questions, now you just have to pick your favorite bloggers and make up your own questions. Please leave a comment here letting me know that you've accepted this award.
1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, what is the one thing you would be lost without?
2. If you won the lottery, would you stop working (assuming you currently are working)?
3. What is your favorite vacation destination?
4. Back to the deserted island . . . if you could choose one person to be stranded with, who would it be?
5. Why did you choose the person in #4 above?
6. Heels or flats?
7. What is the one cosmetic you cannot do without?
8. Do you have any regrets in your life?
9. If you could change one thing in your life, without changing the time continuum, what would it be?
10. Who is your favorite Friends character?
11. Vampires or werewolves?
Here are my choices for this award. I know, I know, blogs with fewer than 200 followers, but seriously? I have no clue. These are ones that I absolutely adore.
The Dose of Reality
Real Mom of NJ
Funny Is Family
Mama Laughlin
Bad Parenting Moments
Random Handprints - A NYC Mom Blog... live from New Jersey
Hollow Tree Ventures
Seasonal & Savory
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Bitches in the BurbsBitches in the Burbs
Frugalista Blog
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
We won another award. The Lovely Ellen at Bad Word Mama! is our biggest fan, and we love her for it.
We're supposed to answer questions that Ellen made up for us, then nominate 11 other bloggers who have fewer than 200 followers and make up questions for them to answer.
Here are the questions Ellen chose for us:
1. How do you feel about PDA (Public Display of Affection)?
Love it and hate it. Love to see the handholding and the man's touch on the woman's lower back to protect her, and even the occasional kissing. Hate major groping, tongues down throat, and basically dry humping. Having said that . . . give me the right guy and I'll do all that and more.
2. Have you ever dumped someone on a holiday?
Um . . . no. . . not until the day after. Duh! Presents y'all. (Yes--I'm an evil bitch!)
3. Have you ever locked yourself in another room to eat a snack you didn't want share with your kids?
Every day. I hide them in my room too.
4. Do you know what a Shart is? Have you ever done it?
Yes. Yes. And ewwwww!
5. Do you embarrass easily?
No, but being Irish/German, I do turn pink at the most inappropriate times.
6. Do you laugh when someone falls down?
Of course, that shit is funny. And then I help them. I'm not totally evil.
7. If you could change something about yourself what would it be?
Already did. Got rid of the Dickhead in my life.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Madonna said it keeps you from getting athlete's foot. I've never had athlete's foot.
9. Have you ever read someone's text messages on their phone without them knowing?
Duh . . . re-read my answer to #7. Bwahahahah!
10. What is your guilty pleasure?
Getting a large mashed potatoes and gravy and large red beans and rice at Popeye's and eating all of it while vegging out all day. (And still wanting more when I'm done.)
11. Do you hate answering these stupid ass questions?
No--it's fun.
Okay, here's our questions, now you just have to pick your favorite bloggers and make up your own questions. Please leave a comment here letting me know that you've accepted this award.
1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, what is the one thing you would be lost without?
2. If you won the lottery, would you stop working (assuming you currently are working)?
3. What is your favorite vacation destination?
4. Back to the deserted island . . . if you could choose one person to be stranded with, who would it be?
5. Why did you choose the person in #4 above?
6. Heels or flats?
7. What is the one cosmetic you cannot do without?
8. Do you have any regrets in your life?
9. If you could change one thing in your life, without changing the time continuum, what would it be?
10. Who is your favorite Friends character?
11. Vampires or werewolves?
Here are my choices for this award. I know, I know, blogs with fewer than 200 followers, but seriously? I have no clue. These are ones that I absolutely adore.
The Dose of Reality
Real Mom of NJ
Funny Is Family
Mama Laughlin
Bad Parenting Moments
Random Handprints - A NYC Mom Blog... live from New Jersey
Hollow Tree Ventures
Seasonal & Savory
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Bitches in the BurbsBitches in the Burbs
Frugalista Blog
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
Monday, February 25, 2013
Awards and Something About Us
Sis 1 here . . .
I had no computer access this weekend! IKR?! Gasp! Of course you know, the reason I had no access was because Dickhead came and "borrowed" the Boy's computer. I didn't really care since I have wi-fi and a laptop or two. Guess what?! My wi-fi doesn't work without a physical connection to the other computer. #failedwifiweekend
Anyway--a new follower . . . http://badwordmama.blogspot.com nominated us for an award. How fucking awesome is that? She gave us the "Inspiring Blog Award" . . . IKR?! Way to make our day. So, the rules are to state 7 facts about us and pass this award along to 15 other bloggers. So, here we go . . .
1. It's Sistercasm like sarcasm, not Sistergasm like orgasm. Ewww gross!
2. The sisters are not "really" sisters, but it wouldn't be fair to one set of parents to have both of us.
3. We probably drink entirely too much alcohol, but fuck it . . . YOLO!
4. We love to embarass the shit out of our teenage children. After all, they deserve it.
5. We wouldn't trade those same children for anything in the world. Luv you guys!
6. We live on opposite sides of the country, but we talk to each other every day.
7. We love to travel and our favorite spot in the whole wide world is New Orleans. We've decided to go every year and are now on trip number 3. Think we've seen and done everything there is to do? Think again. There is always something new in NOLA!
Ok, here are the 15 bloggers who we feel deserve this award:
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Bitches in the BurbsBitches in the Burbs
Frugalista Blog
jennsylvania
The Polymath Chronicles
The QC Report
Mama Laughlin
Bad Parenting Moments
Random Handprints - A NYC Mom Blog... live from New Jersey
Hollow Tree Ventures
Seasonal & Savory
TheBloggess.com
The Dose of Reality
Real Mom of NJ
Funny Is Family
We've tried to represent some different types of blogs, but funny is key and sarcastic will send you over the top. If you choose to accept this award, all you have to do is leave a comment here letting us know that you received it. On your blog, tell us all 7 facts about yourself and then, pass this award on to 15 bloggers of your choosing.
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
I had no computer access this weekend! IKR?! Gasp! Of course you know, the reason I had no access was because Dickhead came and "borrowed" the Boy's computer. I didn't really care since I have wi-fi and a laptop or two. Guess what?! My wi-fi doesn't work without a physical connection to the other computer. #failedwifiweekend
1. It's Sistercasm like sarcasm, not Sistergasm like orgasm. Ewww gross!
2. The sisters are not "really" sisters, but it wouldn't be fair to one set of parents to have both of us.
3. We probably drink entirely too much alcohol, but fuck it . . . YOLO!
4. We love to embarass the shit out of our teenage children. After all, they deserve it.
5. We wouldn't trade those same children for anything in the world. Luv you guys!
6. We live on opposite sides of the country, but we talk to each other every day.
7. We love to travel and our favorite spot in the whole wide world is New Orleans. We've decided to go every year and are now on trip number 3. Think we've seen and done everything there is to do? Think again. There is always something new in NOLA!
Ok, here are the 15 bloggers who we feel deserve this award:
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Bitches in the BurbsBitches in the Burbs
Frugalista Blog
jennsylvania
The Polymath Chronicles
The QC Report
Mama Laughlin
Bad Parenting Moments
Random Handprints - A NYC Mom Blog... live from New Jersey
Hollow Tree Ventures
Seasonal & Savory
TheBloggess.com
The Dose of Reality
Real Mom of NJ
Funny Is Family
We've tried to represent some different types of blogs, but funny is key and sarcastic will send you over the top. If you choose to accept this award, all you have to do is leave a comment here letting us know that you received it. On your blog, tell us all 7 facts about yourself and then, pass this award on to 15 bloggers of your choosing.
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
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