Really, Mom...It's Oregano...NOT

Sis 1 here...

Another funny story. The last week of school my freshman year of high school resulted on me getting expelled from school.  Now, it wasn't funny at the time, but looking back, it's hilarious.

You see, my high school was an open concept school...no walls, just dividers between classrooms.  So, one afternoon, two of my (former) friends and I decided that smoking weed in the bathroom, right outside of an ongoing math class would be a brilliant idea. So, we all got out of our classes and met win the restroom...we all squeezed into one stall to light up.  We also thought it would be ok to blow the smoke into the ventilation system. 

So, here we are smoking away when all of a sudden awe hear a man's voice telling is to come out. Apparently, we weren't as smart as we thought...duh. We frantically got rid of all the evidence, sprayed the place with perfume and each went into different stalls...like we were really going to pee. Actually, I did.

When we didn't come put, they Sent in a female teacher to bring us out.  Busted! Now...they had no definitive proof of who was smoking, so I made sure the other girls knew that they couldn't do anything if we all stuck to our story and denied everything.

The next day we had to bring our parents in.  I stuck to the story, but those batches  rolled over instantly. I never did admit it to the authorities, but still got kicked out for a week....they did let me take my finals...kind of hard to not let an honor student take finals. LO:

At home, of course, Mom gave me the third degree.  I told her it wasn't weed...it was oregano...to this day she believes it.  I think that's the funniest part. I got grounded for three months...the whole summer. I had a great tan though, because I was in the pool all day, every day.

Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic....