Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Oh Happy Day

Sis 1 here . . .

Today was just lovely so I wanted to share the mood.  I didn't have to go to the office until after a client meeting, so I got to do my walk early in the morning.  The weather cooperated . . . it was cool, but not cold; the sun was shining, but it wasn't beating down.  Then I drove to the BEACH for my meeting. Well, I didn't actually go to the beach, but the office was right there.  Now, I'm not a beach person--I hate sand--but I love to look out at the water.  After a short, but sweet client meeting, I stopped at the cupcake shop that was next door.  I was getting a cupcake for a co-worker who just got a promotion.  Of course, I got myself one too.  It was a "Guiness Stout Chocolate Cupcake with Baileys Irish Crème Frosting (contains alcohol)."  Damn!  It was yummy!

When I got to work, it was peaceful . . . no drama . . . and I got a lot done.  It just seemed to be a no pressure day.

So, I had a great day.  Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .

Friday, March 7, 2014

Karma Baby

Sis 1 here . . .

Karma is a bitch and a very good friend of mine.  I've talked about what an ass ESD is and how he stole money from me.  His justification was that I would make that money back by April, whereas he didn't know where he would be come April without that money.

Well,  I got two pieces of news today... (1) he's broke and (2) I got a raise today.  To top it off, the raise brought me to a goalpoint in my life.

So,  life is good.  Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic. . . .

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Spring Is Coming

Sis 1 here. . .

I know my sis doesn't believe this, but Spring is coming.  I walked out of the house this morning and that feeling and smell was present.   The feeling is that of a warmer undercurrent in the cool air.  The smell is that of freshness.  That's the only way to describe it.  Plus the time changes this weekend.

So those of you in the cold and snow... This means you,  Sis. . . Hang in there.  Spring is coming.

Until next time,  keep it #sassyandsarcastic. . . .

Monday, March 3, 2014

Hanging on by a thread

Sis 2 here ... 

Recently everything seems to be overwhelming me and I mean EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. I feel pulled a thousand different directions and everyone is dancing on my very last nerve. I am sure it is a compilation of work stress, home stress and being cooped up because of the hateful ass winter we are having but I truly feel like I am hanging on by a thread with no release in sight. 

Do you ever have one of these days/weeks/months? Share and let's vent together! 

Until then, hoping my thread doesn't snap while I am keeping it #sassyandsarcastic. 

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Weather Woes

Sis 2 here -- 

Some of you may know and some of you ... well you need to pay better fucking attention ... may not, but Sis 1 and I grew up together in Indiana. She was the lucky bitch and escaped this place many years ago (I won't say how many because that will age her and then she might hit me the next time I see her) but I have been stuck here. I have tried to make an escape but it is like there is an invisible force-field keeping me here. 

Indiana is sometimes beautiful and awesome - there are some great places and people here - and sometimes it is is awful. There are way too many backward-ass, narrow-minded people for me but ... well that is a blog post for another day. Today I want to complain about the hell of winter here in Indiana!! 

I hate winter ... I mean I despise winter ... let's just say winter can kiss my ass. I don't like to be cold (and by cold I mean anything below 64 degrees) and I hate snow and ice. Snow only belongs in those little glass globes you shake and put back on the table and ice only belongs in my adult beverages. 

This year winter came in strong and earlier than usual -- it started in early December and hasn't left since. We have broken records for the amount of snow for January, February and the winter overall. We have broken records for the number of days below zero -- yes, I said BELOW fucking zero!! It is now March and we are expecting more mother-effing snow tonight -- estimating between 6-8" of the damn white stuff. OMG ... I am in winter HELL. 

I am OVER IT!!! Winter needs to go away now -- there are not enough wine bottles and curse words to get me through much more of this. GO THE HELL AWAY!!

I am cold and sick of it but until next time I am keeping it #sassyandsarcastic