Stalker much?!

Sis 1 here...

Creepy neighbor thinks he is in love with me.  He just found out that Jackass is gone, so he started talking to me the other night.  He's a nice man, but just not what I want.  But, since he is a neighbor, I try to be nice.  He wanted to hang out with me all night--said we could start out as friends.  REALLY?!  Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!  My son had to make up an excuse to get me away for awhile.  Then, when I went back outside, I was on the phone with Top.  We were on the phone for an hour and creepy stalker guy came back three times  . . . he wanted me to give him my number.  Um . . . NO!

Then, yesterday, I went for an early morning walk and took my dog with me.  As we walked out the gate, the dog started barking and I was shushing her because it was so early and I didn't want to disturb anyone.  All of a sudden, creepy stalker guy rushes up to me to say hi.  To be fair, he was not stalking; he was waiting for his ride for work. However, it was still dark, he's blacker than black, and he was standing in the shadows, and he bumrushed me.  REALLY!?  I just had to keep moving.  I know he was talking to me as I walked away, but I had headphones in so I could ignore him.  And you know he was looking at my ass when I walked away too.  I feel so dirty.  LOL!

Anyway, moral of the story . . . don't be so damn nice.  LOL!

Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .