I'm on jury duty this week. I know a lot of people don’t like jury duty and do anything they can to get out of it. But me? I love it! I'm totally serious. In love being on jury duty. In fact, I'm bummed when I don't get picked to be on a jury. Happy girl this week… I'm on a jury. I can tell you anything about the case though.
My new friend, MJM, thinks I must have been abused as a child. I think it's great to do my civic duty. Being the silly nerdy boy he is, he got stuck on the "duty" of it all. Side note… if you really want to read some funny shit, check out his two blogs… The Nerdy Side of Life and The Insane Asylum…hilarious.
Anyway, enough of him and back to me. Why not embrace jury duty? I get paid from my job, I get a small fee from the courts plus mileage . . . Already, I'm making money on this thing. I don't have to drive as far as I do for work each day . . . So saving even more money on gas. I don't have to wear my work clothes (still have to dress decently though), and the court hours are awesome! Bonus?! I get to judge someone. Woot woot! Of course, I'm fair and impartial, but I get to decide. How fucking cool is that?
So, yes, I LOVE jury duty! Hopefully my next post will be about this trial.
Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .