Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Jury Duty Part One

Sis 1 here…

I'm on jury duty this week. I know a lot of people don’t like jury duty and do anything they can to get out of it.  But me? I love it! I'm totally serious. In love being on jury duty. In fact, I'm bummed when I don't get picked to be on a jury.  Happy girl this week… I'm on a jury. I can tell you anything about the case though.

My new friend, MJM, thinks I must have been abused as a child.  I think it's great to do my civic duty. Being the silly nerdy boy he is, he got stuck on the "duty" of it all.  Side note… if you really want to read some funny shit, check out his two blogs… The Nerdy Side of Life and The Insane Asylum…hilarious.

Anyway, enough of him and back to me. Why not embrace jury duty? I get paid from my job, I get a small fee from the courts plus mileage . . . Already, I'm making money on this thing. I don't have to drive as far as I do for work each day . . . So saving even more money on gas. I don't have to wear my work clothes (still have to dress decently though), and the court hours are awesome!  Bonus?! I get to judge someone. Woot woot!  Of course, I'm fair and impartial, but I get to decide. How fucking cool is that?

So, yes, I LOVE jury duty! Hopefully my next post will be about this trial.

Until next time, keep it #sassyandsarcastic . . . .
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7 comments:

  1. Michael J MeleFebruary 11, 2014 at 8:37 PM

    Hello there random stranger I have never met, and know nothing about.

    I don't mean to poop on your toast, but jury duty sucks donkey. At least for me it does, what a frigging waste of time...but you have to remember that I live in Florida, and that probably has a lot to do with how I feel.

    Btw, thanks so much for all the love...you rock.

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    1. Michael J MeleFebruary 12, 2014 at 6:46 PM

      I try my best, because as they say, laughter is the best medicine.

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  2. menopausal mamaFebruary 14, 2014 at 4:44 AM

    I LOVE MJM!!! But I HATE jury duty. I friggin' get called every damn year. I got out of it this last time due to my panic disorder, so doc wrote them a note to excuse me. I just can't do it anymore. Wish you could come here and take my place!

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    1. SistercasmFebruary 14, 2014 at 9:28 PM

      MJM is pretty kool, huh.

      I wish I could do your jury duty for you. At this point, we've extended into next week. Woo hoo!

      Thanks for stopping by.

      Sis 1

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    2. Michael J MeleFebruary 15, 2014 at 7:42 AM

      I love being loved...especially when that love is from hot chicks.

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    3. SistercasmFebruary 15, 2014 at 8:39 AM

      You do know how to stroke a girl's . . . ego . . . LOL!

      Thanks for stopping by.

      Sis 1

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    4. Michael J MeleFebruary 15, 2014 at 4:08 PM

      I aim to please.

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