You Can't Fix Stupid

Sis 1 here . . .

 

We are ready to rant about some stupid men stuff.  BTW—all men are stupid . . . even the ones that we love and lust after.  They can be sweet and kind, and oh so sexy, but they do and say stupid shit every single day.  Before you get all offended, go back and read the rules. 

 
I’m going through a divorce and, although it is a friendly one, there are issues that just irritate the shit out of me.  For instance, for 25 years, I’ve asked Dickwad to go to events with me, do things as a couple, just get the fuck out of the house and do SOMETHING.  It’s been a never ending battle, so I gave up and started going everywhere myself or with my girlfriends.  Needless to say, he would get offended when I did that, but tough shit.  If he did go places with me, he would get such a bitchy attitude, I’d have a miserable time. 

So now, that we are officially separated and filing for divorce, what does Dickwad do?  Yep, you know it.  He goes out almost every single, fucking night.  Are you kidding me?  And . . . he’s enjoying himself.  While I don’t want to harbor any animosity toward him, it’s kind of hard not to, considering everything. 

I just want to do something mean like put itching powder in his shorts.   I can see it now . . . he’s acting all cool and flirty and all of a sudden he has an uncontrollable dick itch.  Now that’s sexy . . . NOT.

What would you do to your Dickwad if you could get away with it?  We’d love to hear from you. 

 

Until next time . . .keep it Sassy and Sarcastic.